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[ladydouji]

I ran over my booger because I'm a ninja!

Pick the month you were born:
January.... I Kicked
February... I loved
March....... I karate copped
April.......... I licked
May........... I jumped on
June........... I smelled
July............. I did the Macarena With
August......... I had lunch with
September.... I danced with
October......... I sang to
November...... I yelled at
December...... I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1..........A birdbath
2...........A monster
3............A cardboard cut-out of Luke Skywalker
4.............A tennis ball
5.............A snowman
6.............A ganster
7.............My rat
8.............My tutu
9.............My lamp shade
10...........My toe
11...........My booger
12...........A banana
13...........A fireman
14...........A stuffed gorilla
15........... A goat
16............ A pickle
17............ Your mom
18............A towel
19............A smurf
20............A base ball hat
21............A ninja
22............Chuck Norris
23............A noodle
24.............A squirrel
25.............A football player
26.............My cottage cheese
27.............My pineapple
28.............An iPod
29..............A surfer
30..............A llama
31...............A homeless guy

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
White.........Because they were after me again.
Black...........Because my underwear were tight
Pink..............Because nobody was looking.
Red................Because the voices told me to.
Blue.................Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green...............Because I think I need some serious help.
Purple................Because the world thinks I'm wonderful.
Gray...................Because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow..................Because I was bribed by the president.
Orange.................Because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown...................Because the clown was crying.
Other....................Because the aliens left their chip in me.
None......................Because I'm a ninja